I have a very ambitious son...

You can't start too early deciding what you're going to do with your life. Little McGyver, age 5, has it pretty well figured out. He's going to be:

1. a fireman,
2. a policeman,
3. a doctor,
   
4. a professional football player, and
   
5. a professional basketball player.

I hope he gets scholarships for football and basketball. Med school is kinda expensive...