Today some of the sordid details came out about an affair steroid-addled pitcher Roger Clemens had with Mindy McCready, a country music singer. I think this is the right time for me to address some rumors that have been floating around the internet about my long relationship with another country music star.
I just want to say right now that we did know each other a long time. I considered her a close personal friend. But don't believe any news reports or pictures you might see in the next few days. I never had any romantic involvement with this woman.
I request that everyone respects my family's need for privacy during this difficult time...
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I just snorted coffee all over myself! XD! HA HA!
In the short time that I've known you, I've had my suspicions, and all the rumors just added to it. I didn't know what to think. But I'm glad to see you've cleared things up. I will support you, and I add a special request to the paparazzi... please back off! Hasn't this man been through enough?
Frankly, I always saw you as more the 'Loretta Lynn' type. I even remember that brief time you had the Conway Twitty hair style!
Em--Send me your dry cleaning bill. Here is my real name and address:
Cap Carey
c/o The Watertown Times
Canton, NY
I'll send you a check right away.
Joel--Thanks for your support. It is a tough time, but we'll get through it with the help of people like you.
Cap--Loretta is quite attractive, but I'm a sucker for a girl in a hat. That's why I first fell for the Mighty Mrs. J. She was working at Hot Dog on a Stick...
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